Category: Thailand

  • Day 32: Huf Houses And Other Attractive German Products

    Hmmm. I tried again to find the hipster street west of the old city. But I went via the Lanna Traditional House Museum. This is an area of the Chiang Mai University grounds where there is a small collection of wooden houses from across many years, typical of the kind found in northern Thailand.

    It was pretty interesting (not super interesting, because for each house there’s only a short paragraph about when and how it was built).

    Obviously the houses were not all conveniently built in the grounds they’re in now, but it illustrates how (relatively) easy it is to deconstruct a wooden house, and move it elsewhere. I’m not actually sure if you can do that with a Huf Haus but still.

    When that was done I thought about the hipster street, decided I was already too sweaty (very humid here the past two days) and went back to my hotel.

    For there I needed to shower before my most important activity of the day: a 90-minute traditional Thai massage. Thai massage (I learned) is considered by UNESCO as an Intangible Cultural Heritage and ninety minutes of it sure did something tangible to all those muscles I’d grittily tightened during eight days of riding around Laos. It was so good. Normally I’d hate going to a fancy spa-massage place but this was lovely and good use of 40€.

    Of course one can get a massage from any number of roadside establishments for a lot less but I felt I needed pampering and indeed I was.

    Final night in Chiang Mai so nothing crazy this evening, just a nice meal (two dishes, actually) at this local place I like and the chance to talk briefly with a very solid piece of German manliness, who told me that while he was on Koh Phi Phi he’d drunk twelve beers and then taken part in an amateur Muay Thai fight.

    Reader, I was smitten (but he was straight so y’know, I’m not married yet).

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  • Day 31: Boozehound

    Despite Because of my second-place win at the pub quiz last night I’ve been feeling a little under the weather today.

    And looking at today’s post number, it’s rather obvious why: I haven’t had a day since I started all this when I haven’t had at least one beer.

    Oops.

    I’m not turning into a raging alcoholic but I rather forgot that I’m on a six-week journey not a week in the Canaries.

    So I’ve had a day off today, and will do tomorrow and probably Friday (which is a travel day anyway) and give my processing organs a rest.

    I eventually dragged myself out to get some food around the corner and then remembered about the “canalside night market” about twenty minutes walk away.

    Twenty minutes sweaty walk; it’s really humid today.

    Wasn’t really all that special, a rather grotty canal with various stalls and cafe bars alongside it.

    But also some more aloof cats (I know, all cats are aloof but Chiang Mai cats are the aloofest).

    Illuminated fish floating above the canal. I doubt there are any in the canal.
    And some wall (part of what’s left of the original city wall). A kind of moat runs around the entire old city.

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  • Day 30: Second Place

    I’ll be brief because it’s late. Came second in a pub quiz, so all the beers I drank cost me only a net 80 Baht (€2.30).

    400 fake Baht winnings.

    Also turns out then when I turn 50 I can get a retirement visa to Thailand for only 800,000 Baht (€22,700) and now I’m reevaluating my future.

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  • Day 29: Dust: Busted

    Not the most exciting day, if I’m honest but some nice downtime in Chiang Mai. I like this city, it’s my third time here and markedly busier than my last visit in November 2023.

    I started the day with a trip to a park very close to my hotel. At the start of February it was the Chiang Mai Flower Festival, and there’s still a lot of nice plants in the park, some a little past their best, but also a lot of orchids being show-off orchidy.

    At least in comparison to flower displays in Vietnam, these ones are actually planted in the soil, and still attractive to look at. It was nice to spend about an hour wandering around, politely pausing to let Korean tourists take photos of each other against the walls of orchids.

    I walked further towards the “hipster area” of Nimmanhemin Road but seems I turned off too early and didn’t reach the point where I found the reason people go here (fancy coffee bars and artisan shops) so maybe I’ll head back another time. Very typically of Thailand the pavements are mostly an afterthought and I was wearing my sandals which are not great for walking any great distance.

    “Well wear better shoes then, you dumbass,” you might say. Indeed I would but my trainers were at the laundry place that I know does good work. They (and clothes) were delivered back to my hotel this evening, minus all the dust they picked up in Laos. Extremely impressed that for 200THB (€5.50) they went from this:

    Dust-encrusted AirMax 95s.

    To this:

    Near-pristine.

    Almost like new. Very impressed.

    Also: cats. Lazy cats.

    Probably another lazy day tomorrow, then when the motorbike hire place I want to go to opens on Wednesday, I’ll hire a scooter and head up to the mountains with a specific purchase in mind. Ooh, mysterious.

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  • Day 28: Bye-bye Laos, Hello Thailand

    Nearly forgot to write a post today (oh no, I hear all zero of my readers say).

    I’ll be brief anyway, since it’s mostly a travelling day. Laos is over (😪) and I’m in Thailand (Chiang Mai) for a few days. The flight was a few minutes over one hour, on a tiny turboprop. Second-best thing was being given a little extra legroom by the check-in clerk. First-best thing was the in-flight snack: cake.

    Take that, all other airlines with your poxy snack crackers or half a sandwich. Lao Airlines serves cake and you are all on notice to up your game.

    Cake. Yes I started eating it Neanderthals-style before realising there was a knife to cut it into civilised slices.

    Chiang Mai

    Third time here. I really like this city, even though on approach I had some concern that the annual burning season had started early (it is rumoured to have done so in the south of the country). But the haze turned out to be just “normal” pollution and at ground level it’s standard sunshine and heat.

    It being a Sunday, the huge Sunday “walking street” market is on. Actually this is one of the good ones, the side streets have most of the food offerings, and the main street is a little higher quality fare than usual. Absolutely no sign of knock-off branded products which is a real surprise.

    Absolutely no sign of rubbery fish cakes at any food stall which is also a surprise and not a welcome one 😡.

    Meanwhile, my dusty clothes are at the laundry, along with my dusty Nikes, which will either never come back, come back smaller, come back ruined or (🤞🏼) come back looking like new, for the princely sum of 200THB (€5.60).

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